32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Come share oat with me in your robe
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
