We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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