why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
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Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
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I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
ok first of all what the fuck
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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