That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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