next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
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Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
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She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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