I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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