this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
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Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
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Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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