i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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