Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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