I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
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I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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