I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Its about making memories worth repressing
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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