i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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