Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(773): View more from Illinois

In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.

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(410): View more from Maryland

it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.

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(616): View more from Michigan

you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed

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(360): View more from Washington

Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.

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(951): View more from California

I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.

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(509): View more from Washington

Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.

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(540): View more from Virginia

pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.

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