In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
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He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.