Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(804): View more from Virginia

dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck

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(631): View more from New York

what you doin?

(516): View more from New York

I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?

(631): View more from New York

reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life

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(302): View more from Delaware

I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.

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(785): View more from Kansas

I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.

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(406): View more from Montana

You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.

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(206): View more from Washington

When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...

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Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?

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(913): View more from Kansas

She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.

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