I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
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My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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