Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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