I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
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i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
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Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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