Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
The best revenge is premature balding
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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