Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Dicks are not precious.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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