she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
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Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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