It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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