is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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