possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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