i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Randomize
