Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
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For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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