Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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