So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
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You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
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He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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