Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
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Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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