Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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