Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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