what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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