Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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