You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
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Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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