Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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