Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
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I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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