i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
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Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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