Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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