I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
My cat gives me a boner
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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