are you still at the devil's house?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
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so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
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I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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