do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
We don't watch enough power rangers
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
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