we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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