So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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