we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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