I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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