Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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