Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Randomize