He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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