i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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