Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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