i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
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No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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