my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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