I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
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I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
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I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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