Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I think I just shit out all my problems.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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