I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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