just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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